Thought This Was Epic....

I will not smoke it in a flat,

I will not blow my hard earned cash,

I'd sooner appear in an issue of Bash,

I will not smoke bad dublin hash.

I will not buy on tick, I will not toke,

I will not turn green, cough and choke,

I'd sooner smoke smack, crack and coke,

But bad dublin hash I will not smoke.

You can dress it up and make it look posh,

But your excuse for soapbar will not wash,

You call this pollen? Oh my gosh!

But I have no other choice, so here's the dosh....